This is the kind of shit that happens to human beings if their winters are too long:
“Jonsson, or ”the Skara Cannibal” was convicted in March 2011 of the gruesome killing of his then girlfriend Christensen. After stabbing her to death with a knife, Jonsson cut off her head and other parts of her body.
Jonsson phoned and alerted the police himself, according to Aftonbladet, and when officers arrived at the flat they were shocked to see that Jonsson had seasoned, fried and eaten part of his victim.
However, after meeting a new love behind bars at the Karsuddens psychiatric facility near Katrineholm in eastern Sweden, Jonsson has told the press that he really had felt no compunction to eat his ex-girlfriend but only did so to seem sick and get psychiatric treatment instead of jail time.”
Now, if only I could read Swedish, I would be devouring this cannibal elf’s blog (his name is officially Isakin Jonsson), like he did his ex-girlfriend’s arm. Apparently, he’s writing it from behind bars with his new vampire-poseur of a girlfriend, and it has the Swedish populace so angry that beer consumption has gone up by .5 liters a day countrywide.
As it is, I’ll have to wait until this story gets bigger in English media. Read what little else is available here.
(And thanks to Mr. R, my Swedish meatball, for alerting me to the story.)